№ 004 revealed

[trick_room]

[[Dear SBG. When you walk around the school on the 30th, you will be horrified(?) to be confronted by the numerous copies of photographs tacked to the walls of the halls and classrooms. They are everywhere. And all of them are copies of seven very special people: Hawke, Cyrus, Ionia, Raiden, Bulba, Giovanni, and Dana.

Now, that wouldn't be so bad if they weren't naked. Showering, getting dressed, waking up in the morning, just naked. It's all there for you to see. ♥ Have fun and react!]]

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[rivalsweetscent]

[Oh hey what's that picture over there on the wall in the hall way hey let's go CHECK IT OU--]

1/?

[time-mast3r.livejournal.com]

[Huh. Its another booooring day.]

[natureprincess]

[WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS THAT GIOVANNI OH GOD THAT IS NOT ANYTHING SHE WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE HELL.]

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

[Doop doop walking down the hall...

Hey, what's that on the wall?

...

Oh dear god it's naked Cyrus.

EWWW HIS BRAIN NEEDS TO BE BLEACHED. He carefully throws away the picture, like it will infect him or something]

[notsotoxic.livejournal.com]

[....

.....]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Hi. Raikov will be taking a few copies of Raiden and Gio. 8D]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[You can tell it's going to be one of those days that the first thing you notice starting your job is a big pile of Black Hole butt right there in the hallway as you're getting your mop.

...right next to...]

[raced_god]

[WHO HAS FLAMING FISTS OF FURY AND IS TEARING DOWN ALL THE IONIA PICTURES AS FAST AS HE POSSIBLY CAN

THIS GUY]

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[Oh.

Well.

Hawke is actually more disturbed by the implication that someone was taking naked pictures of him in the privacy of his dorm and storms off to his room to close all the curtains and cover up the air vents.]

[ionianmode.livejournal.com]

[Oh, look, pictures of Ionia. Gosh, she is getting famous REALLY FAST

Oh, look. Those pictures are naked pictures.

Ionia is very unsure how she should be feeling right now. :'| ]

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

*At first, Cyrus thinks this is some sort of art project*

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

[ 1. WAKE UP

2. GO TO BREAKFAST

3. NAKED PICTURES OF LEAST FAVORITE PERSON EVER

4. TECHNICOLOR YAWN]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Hey guys what's going on in this thread.

No really. What the hell is going on. SHE LISTENS IN.]

RE: EVERYONE WHO IS NOT BULBA/IONIA/DANA

[raced_god]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[What's sad is Samus remained terribly apathetic as she encountered, stared at, and passed by these photos.]

[drawin-on-trees.livejournal.com]

[look again, the photos now have crayon monocles.







on the butts.]

[porygonal.livejournal.com]

[Porygon-Z lingers in the hallways, unaffected, but takes the time to stare at the reactions of everyone freaking the hell out.

Porygon-Z will be archiving these freakouts for study.]

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[Silver saw the pictures. Silver threw up in his mouth. Silver burns down half the school trying to burn them off the walls since EW NO HE'S NOT TOUCHING THAT DIRTY PAPER]

[pineneedleseer]

[Morty doesn't even know who most of these people are but fhjdfjfdjh this is hilarious. He is loling forever and thanking Arceus it's not him up there :') ]

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

[Blacky has taken down all the Raidens in and around her class room. They may or may not be in her desk drawer for personal entertainment (read: letting Raiden know she has them and then never giving them back).

The Ionias and Bulba have been shredded because dear god underage what she is so not going to prison for possession of kiddie porn, thank you.

The Giovannis were crumpled up, brought outside, and uh. "Marked."

All the others are in the recycling bin now.]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

[Gross, guys, what is even--

WAIT. BLUE HAIR? LEAF? IONIA NO. Time to frantically rip down all the ones that haven't already been taken care of by other concerned fambly members and burn them. Oh god this is so creepy what the hell is even going on.]

[crescentpanels.livejournal.com]

[M-MR. CYRUS...

... MR. CYRUS...

...

;______________________;]

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

[And Amp is one of the few completely unfazed.

IT'S NUDITY, IT'S NATURAL~]

[thewunderkind]

[Raiden and Hawke posters seem to be missing. The Raiden ones being the few that Blacky has not taken.

The rest of the places that had said posters seem to have a burning mark from behind it.]

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

[This is going to be one of those days.

He might have begrudgingly looked at some of them for a second or two longer than necess-- HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A LITTLE GIRL? WHO WOULD DO THAT.]