1. Name: M-M-M-M-M-M... MMMMMilimili. GASP THAT WAS SO HARD. EASY PART WHAT. 2. Age: I dunno. Who cares when you're timeless? 3. Sex: Lady. 4. Gender Identity: What? I'm a girl, no shit. 5. Sexual Orientation: HAHA. Hnnnh. Hah. I like. Girls. Damn bitches.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it? No. That's weird.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity? UH, NO. I'M COOL.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what? WELP. Nnnnot as a Banette because that's weird, BUT HUMANS ARE STRANGE THINGS. Hee hee!
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof? Fffft no way! I don't even have anybody in the first place and I... anyways, no.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how? NO MA'AM, PLEASE TEACH ME. Eeehee!
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex? I HAVE 60 STDS, SOME THAT DON'T HAVE NAMES. Actually, something compels me to tell the truth and say that I have not gotten anyone pregnant, thank god, and I don't have STDs because I don't even think Pokémon can get those.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance? UHH, MADAM, I HAVE NOT ENGAGED IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Something tells me that I'm a man in bed.
The Sexual Meme - IC
The Easy Part
What is your…
1. Name: M-M-M-M-M-M... MMMMMilimili. GASP THAT WAS SO HARD. EASY PART WHAT.
2. Age: I dunno. Who cares when you're timeless?
3. Sex: Lady.
4. Gender Identity: What? I'm a girl, no shit.
5. Sexual Orientation: HAHA. Hnnnh. Hah. I like. Girls. Damn bitches.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it?
No. That's weird.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity?
UH, NO. I'M COOL.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what?
WELP. Nnnnot as a Banette because that's weird, BUT HUMANS ARE STRANGE THINGS. Hee hee!
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof?
Fffft no way! I don't even have anybody in the first place and I... anyways, no.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how?
NO MA'AM, PLEASE TEACH ME. Eeehee!
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex?
I HAVE 60 STDS, SOME THAT DON'T HAVE NAMES. Actually, something compels me to tell the truth and say that I have not gotten anyone pregnant, thank god, and I don't have STDs because I don't even think Pokémon can get those.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance?
UHH, MADAM, I HAVE NOT ENGAGED IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Something tells me that I'm a man in bed.