1. Name: M-M-M-M-M-M... MMMMMilimili. GASP THAT WAS SO HARD. EASY PART WHAT. 2. Age: I dunno. Who cares when you're timeless? 3. Sex: Lady. 4. Gender Identity: What? I'm a girl, no shit. 5. Sexual Orientation: HAHA. Hnnnh. Hah. I like. Girls. Damn bitches.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it? No. That's weird.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity? UH, NO. I'M COOL.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what? WELP. Nnnnot as a Banette because that's weird, BUT HUMANS ARE STRANGE THINGS. Hee hee!
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof? Fffft no way! I don't even have anybody in the first place and I... anyways, no.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how? NO MA'AM, PLEASE TEACH ME. Eeehee!
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex? I HAVE 60 STDS, SOME THAT DON'T HAVE NAMES. Actually, something compels me to tell the truth and say that I have not gotten anyone pregnant, thank god, and I don't have STDs because I don't even think Pokémon can get those.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance? UHH, MADAM, I HAVE NOT ENGAGED IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Something tells me that I'm a man in bed.
13. Physically speaking, what do you find attractive in a potential sex partner? Do you consider yourself attractive? I AM not so beautiful BUT I'M TOTALLY A BABE. REALLY. I don't know how to feel about that subject. ...Right. And in another guy. I like their. Hands. And hair. ...BLAAAH.
14. What about mentally/emotionally? What kind of attitude or personality turns you on? Why? Do you consider your personality attractive? WHOA THERE. ...I. Someone who likes me. Too.
15. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom or neither? Are you generally dominant, submissive, or neither? How does this relate to your personality out of bed, if at all? Dominant because I want to be. But I don't know. Do I have to answer this?
16. How important is your partner’s satisfaction to you and why? Are you needy/demanding/giving/etc.? Is romance or emotional connection important to you in sex? LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. I... ANYWAYS, YOU. It depends on who it is.
17. Are you vanilla or kinky? If the former, how comfortable with/aware of non-vanilla sex are you? If the latter, what are your major kinks? How did you discover them, and how do you feel about them? I don't care. Really.
18. What turns you off? Why? Girly-girls. Bleck! Because they're stupid.
19. How active is your fantasy life? How often/how vividly do you fantasize about sex? Describe a fantasy situation for you. Umm... how about not?
Some Gritty Details Part
20. Talk about your sexual awakening. How old were you when it happened? Who/what was the first thing that aroused you? How did it affect you emotionally? What. N/A how about.
21. Have you ever done/fantasized about anything sexually that you’re earnestly ashamed of? What was it? Would you do it again? No.
22. Have you ever committed a sex crime? Have you ever been the victim of one? In either case, if yes, how did this affect you? No.
23. Is there anything about your sex life or sexual preferences that you would never tell anyone? How sexually open/repressed are you in general? Why? I just don't care anymore.
24. How do you feel about sex, morally speaking? Beyond the basics, are there any sexual areas – homosexuality, prostitution, whatever – that you have strong, moral reactions to? Where do those come from? UM, IT'S SEX. I DON'T CARE.
25. If you could change one thing about your sex life, would you, what would it be, and why? NOTHING. I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW.
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trick_room) wrote2010-07-23 08:39 pm
The Sexual Meme - IC
The Easy Part
What is your…
1. Name: M-M-M-M-M-M... MMMMMilimili. GASP THAT WAS SO HARD. EASY PART WHAT.
2. Age: I dunno. Who cares when you're timeless?
3. Sex: Lady.
4. Gender Identity: What? I'm a girl, no shit.
5. Sexual Orientation: HAHA. Hnnnh. Hah. I like. Girls. Damn bitches.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it?
No. That's weird.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity?
UH, NO. I'M COOL.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what?
WELP. Nnnnot as a Banette because that's weird, BUT HUMANS ARE STRANGE THINGS. Hee hee!
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof?
Fffft no way! I don't even have anybody in the first place and I... anyways, no.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how?
NO MA'AM, PLEASE TEACH ME. Eeehee!
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex?
I HAVE 60 STDS, SOME THAT DON'T HAVE NAMES. Actually, something compels me to tell the truth and say that I have not gotten anyone pregnant, thank god, and I don't have STDs because I don't even think Pokémon can get those.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance?
UHH, MADAM, I HAVE NOT ENGAGED IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Something tells me that I'm a man in bed.
The Sexual Meme - IC
13. Physically speaking, what do you find attractive in a potential sex partner? Do you consider yourself attractive?
I AM not so beautiful BUT I'M TOTALLY A BABE. REALLY. I don't know how to feel about that subject. ...Right. And in another guy. I like their. Hands. And hair. ...BLAAAH.
14. What about mentally/emotionally? What kind of attitude or personality turns you on? Why? Do you consider your personality attractive?
WHOA THERE. ...I. Someone who likes me. Too.
15. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom or neither? Are you generally dominant, submissive, or neither? How does this relate to your personality out of bed, if at all?
Dominant because I want to be. But I don't know. Do I have to answer this?
16. How important is your partner’s satisfaction to you and why? Are you needy/demanding/giving/etc.? Is romance or emotional connection important to you in sex?
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. I... ANYWAYS, YOU. It depends on who it is.
17. Are you vanilla or kinky? If the former, how comfortable with/aware of non-vanilla sex are you? If the latter, what are your major kinks? How did you discover them, and how do you feel about them?
I don't care. Really.
18. What turns you off? Why?
Girly-girls. Bleck! Because they're stupid.
19. How active is your fantasy life? How often/how vividly do you fantasize about sex? Describe a fantasy situation for you.
Umm... how about not?
Some Gritty Details Part
20. Talk about your sexual awakening. How old were you when it happened? Who/what was the first thing that aroused you? How did it affect you emotionally?
What. N/A how about.
21. Have you ever done/fantasized about anything sexually that you’re earnestly ashamed of? What was it? Would you do it again?
No.
22. Have you ever committed a sex crime? Have you ever been the victim of one? In either case, if yes, how did this affect you?
No.
23. Is there anything about your sex life or sexual preferences that you would never tell anyone? How sexually open/repressed are you in general? Why?
I just don't care anymore.
24. How do you feel about sex, morally speaking? Beyond the basics, are there any sexual areas – homosexuality, prostitution, whatever – that you have strong, moral reactions to? Where do those come from?
UM, IT'S SEX. I DON'T CARE.
25. If you could change one thing about your sex life, would you, what would it be, and why?
NOTHING. I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW.