trick_room: ([ポケモン] devious)
trick_room ([personal profile] trick_room) wrote2010-07-23 08:40 pm

№ 000 gifts

Christmas of 2010
Amp: A story...? It goes like this:
"One day, there was a girl named Vianca! She went to the park and she met a girl named Milimili. Vianca said, "What the fuck are you fucking doing in the fucking park?" Then Mili said, "I'm fucking things! Want to fuck with me?"

They were both like, "YEAH!" So they went and fucked the flowers in the park. The end! Chu!"

Daisy: Was Milimili's Secret Santa. A stuffed teddy bear.
Sable: A woolen hat. Looks like this.
Gideon: A corny video with a bunch of pranks and a Pikachu Pokedoll. Gideon is dead meat.
Lyra: Poffins and Aprijuice of her favorite flavor as well as Figy berries.
Kirby: A tomato.
Morty: A bottle of coke with a post-it-note on it. The note has a small purple heart on it.
Kamek: A Christmas card with Captain Falcon wearing a bee suit on the front.
Ashley: Aunt Jessica's famous Christmas cookies.
Zelda: A RA gift of peppermint bark with a note that says to enjoy their break.