№ 013 au week

[trick_room]

It looks like there are loads of new students and teachers that flooded in today. Umm, welcome to the academy, everyone! Some of you look familiar somehow, but whatever.

I'll just introduce myself to everyone since, you know, you've all been gone. I'm Milimili, a Banette. I've been here for almost a whole year. Just a few more and I'll be outta here, but I'm going to enjoy it while I can.

Anyways, I hope I meet you all sometime. Don't mind me, I like playing a few tricks sometimes, but you'll always know it was me. I don't want to get on anyone's bad side: I've always been taught that if someone's going to hate you, at least be as nice as you can so they have no reason to.

Comments

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

You seem like someone who actually knows what is happening here.
What kind of tricks do you... excel at?

And the hell is a Banette... Sounds like someone just decided to make all you buffons have a whole new perspective on what names are.

[trick_room]

Uhh. A Banette is a Pokémon. Like, the-- oh, never mind. While you're here, you'll probably hear more about them. It's fine, I get that a lot.

Pranks and stuff. I'm not gonna tell you what, though, because that would be spoiling the surprise! Tee hee! So, who are you?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

Pathetic. All smoke and mirrors and shit Ill assume.
The name is Gideon Graves, and thats probably the most important name you will have learned in YOUR LIFE.

Pokemon? Like... The actual Game?
AM I IN ANOTHER SHITTY ANIME CONVENTION?

[trick_room]

WHOA DUDE. CALM THE HELL DOWN. Take a chill pill. If you don't want me to pull pranks on you...

...Then it'll be more fun. Whaddaya say?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I am not gonna take any of your pills, knowing a simple-minded prankster like you... I bet its a chili pill or one of those onion pills. SO AMATEURISH.

[trick_room]

It's a saying. Chill pill? You ever heard of it? It basically means "calm down" only in a different way.

Though I could feed you a chili pill. I've done that before to someone. Hee! I take it you don't like spicy things. See? I'm learning what grinds your gears already!

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

You know what grinds my gears?

A GOOD DRINK.
get to it, you prankster you.

I really dont like to be surprised with SPONTANEOUS OFFERS OF DRINKS OR WINE. oh Man, what A GREAT PRANK THAT WOULD BE.

[volcanoblazer.livejournal.com]

Kinda seemed like it was somethin' redundant to do, Mills.

Expected nothin' less from you though...

[trick_room]

Uh-huh. And you know what I hate? Ghost chili peppers. Never give those suckers to me. I might explode.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

How convenient, You suck as a Prankster.
I dont see myself surprised WITH A TRIPLE SEC MARTINI.

Oh, How I would tremble.

[trick_room]

What'd I do? Hmmmm?

[trick_room]

Hmmmm, I'm a little busy with some other orders. I might get to yours later.

[volcanoblazer.livejournal.com]

Y'been here forever and you still felt the need to be all "haha let's be one of the crowd."

.... Actually, now that I'm thinkin' about it.... I think I'm more ticked about th'fact your tellin' people you all the tricks and shit. That's like ruinin' half the fun if you tell them.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

Implying you even have other friends.
Or Orders.

Or even an Escort Service.

[trick_room]

Yeah, well. I might as well. I don't want to freak anybody out.

Well, I do, but I just wanted to let everyone know who I am. Besiiides, you introduced yourself too.

[trick_room]

No, man, it's not that complicated. I do what I want, and I've got some other people I'm going to mess around with first.

Maybe you'll get your alcoholic beverage later~

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I will be SHOCKED.

[trick_room]

Yeah, I bet you would be.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I bet I will drop all my TIPS in a little PRANK TIPPING Cup.

[trick_room]

Tiiiips, huh? Where are you gonna put this cup?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

In the prankster's cupholder of course.
No bartenderPRANKSTER of mine goes without his tip.

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

Are you high?

[volcanoblazer.livejournal.com]

Aint that like the point a'bein' a ghost? Freakin' the shit out of people?

HEY. HEY. I only did it because I wanted to not be one of those stupid hermit-crabby types who think they don't need no stinkin' introductions. Condescendin' bastards.

[trick_room]

Well, we'll see about this wonderful prank of mine. GOTTA CHECK OUT THE JAR FIRST.

[trick_room]

Yes.

No.