№ 013 au week

[trick_room]

It looks like there are loads of new students and teachers that flooded in today. Umm, welcome to the academy, everyone! Some of you look familiar somehow, but whatever.

I'll just introduce myself to everyone since, you know, you've all been gone. I'm Milimili, a Banette. I've been here for almost a whole year. Just a few more and I'll be outta here, but I'm going to enjoy it while I can.

Anyways, I hope I meet you all sometime. Don't mind me, I like playing a few tricks sometimes, but you'll always know it was me. I don't want to get on anyone's bad side: I've always been taught that if someone's going to hate you, at least be as nice as you can so they have no reason to.

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[trick_room]

Uhh. A Banette is a Pokémon. Like, the-- oh, never mind. While you're here, you'll probably hear more about them. It's fine, I get that a lot.

Pranks and stuff. I'm not gonna tell you what, though, because that would be spoiling the surprise! Tee hee! So, who are you?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

Pathetic. All smoke and mirrors and shit Ill assume.
The name is Gideon Graves, and thats probably the most important name you will have learned in YOUR LIFE.

Pokemon? Like... The actual Game?
AM I IN ANOTHER SHITTY ANIME CONVENTION?

[trick_room]

WHOA DUDE. CALM THE HELL DOWN. Take a chill pill. If you don't want me to pull pranks on you...

...Then it'll be more fun. Whaddaya say?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I am not gonna take any of your pills, knowing a simple-minded prankster like you... I bet its a chili pill or one of those onion pills. SO AMATEURISH.

[trick_room]

It's a saying. Chill pill? You ever heard of it? It basically means "calm down" only in a different way.

Though I could feed you a chili pill. I've done that before to someone. Hee! I take it you don't like spicy things. See? I'm learning what grinds your gears already!

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

You know what grinds my gears?

A GOOD DRINK.
get to it, you prankster you.

I really dont like to be surprised with SPONTANEOUS OFFERS OF DRINKS OR WINE. oh Man, what A GREAT PRANK THAT WOULD BE.

[trick_room]

Uh-huh. And you know what I hate? Ghost chili peppers. Never give those suckers to me. I might explode.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

How convenient, You suck as a Prankster.
I dont see myself surprised WITH A TRIPLE SEC MARTINI.

Oh, How I would tremble.

[trick_room]

Hmmmm, I'm a little busy with some other orders. I might get to yours later.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

Implying you even have other friends.
Or Orders.

Or even an Escort Service.

[trick_room]

No, man, it's not that complicated. I do what I want, and I've got some other people I'm going to mess around with first.

Maybe you'll get your alcoholic beverage later~

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I will be SHOCKED.

[trick_room]

Yeah, I bet you would be.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

I bet I will drop all my TIPS in a little PRANK TIPPING Cup.

[trick_room]

Tiiiips, huh? Where are you gonna put this cup?

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

In the prankster's cupholder of course.
No bartenderPRANKSTER of mine goes without his tip.

[trick_room]

Well, we'll see about this wonderful prank of mine. GOTTA CHECK OUT THE JAR FIRST.

[revivedpower.livejournal.com]

You are on a time limit, kid. The sooner, the better and bigger the jar....

[trick_room]

'Kay, 'kay, but if there's no tip, it might not be as awesome.