№ 007 scarves

[trick_room]

10.26.10

Took them long enough! I sent in that order for this one guy's scarf. It's real dorky. I guess I kinda like it, and I sort of wanted one, but hey, I'm really nice, so I decided I'd just get a bunch of 'em!

...Too bad I'm real broke now. I stole some money from a couple guys off the street, but I guess I'm going to need more than that. Money's a real pain, you know that, journal? I should just get anything I want. Oh, yeah. I decided I was going to hang all the scarves up in the halls, just to be annoying. It'll look really funny, hee hee! I think I'll take his clothes, too, but I haven't quite thought it through yet... Talk to ya.

[[On Friday morning, something strange is decorating the school. And it may or may not be classified as a Halloween decoration.



Duplicates of Morty's scarf lay strewn everywhere - the hallways, the cafeteria, the library, you name it - especially on clotheslines that seem to have been intricately hung up overnight. In addition to that, every so often, one might run into one of Morty's other articles of clothing, such as a sweater, a sock, or that dweeby headband. However, the scarves surprisingly outnumber any of his others clothes, and by a large margin.

Hey, at least you'll be prepared for the oncoming winter this Mortymas.]]

Comments

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

[LOOK MORTY, I'M YOUTWO.]

[pineneedleseer]

[I'M GOING TO -- okay well at least you look kind of cute doing it]

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

[Just be glad she couldn't figure out how to disguise a Feraligatr as a Gastly.]

Morty!

[Aaand waving. She was gonna do her totally flawless awesome Morty impression, but the decorations are just way too far out to not comment on.]

Was this your idea? I didn't know you owned that many scarves! Your closet must be full of them!

[pineneedleseer]

[I'm sure she could find a way. And, actually, he kind of appreciates that? 8|a

commence awkward laugh and joking] Not really, no. And I didn't know I owned this many either; the closet must be deeper than I thought!

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Morty...

[Wait. NO. LYRA HAS CRACKED THE CASE. She gets that "trying very hard not to giggle at something very corny" look, then leans in and whispers.]

I think your scarves are having babies.

[pineneedleseer]

[fdshfhjds]

Lyra. I think you're right. [he nods towards what she's wearing] are my scarf babies comfortable?

[uh]

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

I think they'd be more comfy with their scarf-daddy.

But only a little more comfortable. I make a pretty good Morty, don't you think?

[pineneedleseer]

Only a little. Oh yes. You just need a Gengar by your side and the image is complete.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Gengar's a tricky one to do, though. They're so spiky. ...Maybe if I found a bunch of party hats...? [muse muse ponder ponder.]

Anyway! If you want, I'll help you round all these clothes up. But only if I get to keep one of the scarves, alright? I think I've already bonded with this scarf-baby.

[pineneedleseer]

Maybe if you just painted your Feraligatr purple? Surely it's spiky enough.

[snrk] Sounds like a good deal. Thank you.

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

Huh. You may be onto something there...

Okay! Next time you see me, it'll be with a Gengar-Rui and a whole bunch of clothes!

[Aaaand off she goes.]

[pineneedleseer]

[Oh Rui, he is so not sorry]