№ 007 scarves

[trick_room]

10.26.10

Took them long enough! I sent in that order for this one guy's scarf. It's real dorky. I guess I kinda like it, and I sort of wanted one, but hey, I'm really nice, so I decided I'd just get a bunch of 'em!

...Too bad I'm real broke now. I stole some money from a couple guys off the street, but I guess I'm going to need more than that. Money's a real pain, you know that, journal? I should just get anything I want. Oh, yeah. I decided I was going to hang all the scarves up in the halls, just to be annoying. It'll look really funny, hee hee! I think I'll take his clothes, too, but I haven't quite thought it through yet... Talk to ya.

[[On Friday morning, something strange is decorating the school. And it may or may not be classified as a Halloween decoration.



Duplicates of Morty's scarf lay strewn everywhere - the hallways, the cafeteria, the library, you name it - especially on clotheslines that seem to have been intricately hung up overnight. In addition to that, every so often, one might run into one of Morty's other articles of clothing, such as a sweater, a sock, or that dweeby headband. However, the scarves surprisingly outnumber any of his others clothes, and by a large margin.

Hey, at least you'll be prepared for the oncoming winter this Mortymas.]]

Comments

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

[Another beautiful morning. Lyra steps out of her room, ready to greet the day and... uh. Also the contents of Morty's wardrobe? Gosh, what an unusual set of decorations. Is this Smashy Place's version of TPing the joint? Lyra stops to ponder this strange turn of events.

She looks to the left...


Then to the right...]

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

[Then commences Operation: Cosplay Every Gym Leader.

Doop doop just gonna run around snatching up clothes now.]

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

[What the-- ...Well, at least it's not really damage to the school. And his other scarf is kind of old. He's just going to take one and try it on. Funny-looking, but warm. Hmm...]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[Green definitely took one. He was gonna rock this look.]

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[... Was this Morty's weird idea of a joke??]

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

[And now, here's Amp being a bit of a silly Pikachu. As in, swinging on the scarves by their ends with her paws. She liked to make her own fun around here, okay?]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[What MAN first fake love notes everywhere now there's an invasion of colorful scarves. JANITORMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE. Expect to see a grumbly Raiden perusing the halls and dumping a lot of these in Kyle's Lost & Found box.]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

[And the box is promptly emptied and the contents are taken back to TD-17 mysteriously disappearing...]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[How troublesome.]

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Target practice, it is.]

[airmajesty.livejournal.com]

[Morty, you have a lot of explaining to do. WHAT IN...]

[pineneedleseer]

[What. His entire closet was gone (save what he wore to sleep).

IT WAS -- HANGING AROUND THE SCHOOL? WHAT. HOW. He did not remember having that many scarves. He wasn't hallucinating again was he? Oh jesus.

...
............. why were people taking them. what is wrong with you people?]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

[LOOK MORTY, I'M YOU]

[notsilvertongue.livejournal.com]

[LOOK MORTY, I'M YOUTWO.]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

[LOOK MORTY, I'M YOUTHREE.]

[mystical-man.livejournal.com]

[Did someone say cosplay party? Man this scarf was comfy.]

[noirnovel.livejournal.com]

[Here, trying to come through when suddenly there are scarves everywhere... Well, obviously this only seem natural since it has GHOSTLY WACKY HIJINKS written all over this prank...

...I guess take one wouldnt hurt, specially with the cold...

...or another one in case there isnt enough warmth already...

...perhaps a third one for collecting...

...Forgotten a birthday present? the fifth can come in handy if Mr. Morty desides to sign it...

...Sixth, seventh and Eight are for Christmas presents...

...And maybe the rest are just to clean up a bit of space for the fellow students...]

[noirnovel.livejournal.com]

[It really IS Christmas]

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[He's wearing two....]

[rivalsweetscent]

[I HOPE SOMEONE GRABS ME SEVEN SCARVES PLEASE.]

[natureprincess]

[Tangrowth was enveloped in about 30 of them.]

[natureprincess]

[OH GOD WHERE IS TANGROWTH. TANGROWTH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TANGROWTH. TANGROWTH NNNOOOOOOOO.

Oh. There you are. The scarves were hiding you!

Here is an Erika attempting to unravel her vine monster.]

[mystical-man.livejournal.com]

[Eusine knew those scarves. Oh he knew them well. He didn't think Morty had so many, though.

As a loyal, dedicated friend, he tried to grab as many as he could so that he could return them to their rightful owner.

He may or may not have worn one just for the hell of it.]